Joey is a spiritual teacher who has come to us in the form of a Miniature American Eskimo dog. As his handlers, we strive to keep him happy, comfortable and well fed so he may deliver his teachings.
The Magical Dog known as Joey (originally named Joy but a typo was made by the namer) originated as a creature similar to a flying horse, with the personality of a sheep, on a planet similar to earth, in the 5th dimension (we are in the 3rd in case it wasn't clear), exactly 2,108¼ years B.C. (Before Christmas).
As we painstakingly attempted to piece together the varying accounts of his origination and early years, we realized that the true story would never be known. Indeed Joey’s origins are part of The Great Mystery. And that is OK. Except for when it keeps us up at night.
Editor’s Note: We suspect it was immaculate conception, but we do not want people to confuse Joey with the one known as Jesus Christ, and furthermore we do not want to inflate his ego. We mean Joey's ego. Not Jesus's ego. Spiritual Teachers do have ego's, we are certain of this.